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    Ok so, I have this thing called a paraffin machine.
    Basically, its a little tub that you put a block of solidified wax in and it heats it back to its gooey, liquid state.
    It can also get as hot as you want and you can re-use the wax when your done with it.
    You can hold your balls out of the way and stick you whole penis in it then take it out for a few minutes.
    If it starts to get cold you can just stick it back in also!
    When you are done with your warmup you can simply remove it from the base of the penis or pull all the wax off by grabbing it from the head of the penis.
    There are also scented wax blocks and blocks with aloe and vitamin e that are good for skin and smell good too!
    In addition to all this, you can get your whole penis involved easily with no chance of sperm loss.
    It can also be used for a "warm-down" (if you do this with your PE).

    The only problem is getting your hands on a paraffin machine, you can generally re-use the wax and scrape it back into the tub when you are done but the machine itself is usually 50-200 dollars.
    The good thing is it lasts pretty much forever and you will almost never need to buy a new one unless you actually break it.

    Seems like the best warm-up to me, eh?
    Any opinions?

  • #2
    Umm, yeah. So..You coat your dick with hot wax? How about sticking a wick in your pee hole, light it and sing happy birthday to yourself?
    You have actually tried this? Will I never cease to be amazed. (jP

    I've got a Tiger by the tail.

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    • #3
      Well you can control the temperature.
      But lmao.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by JonPop View Post
        Umm, yeah. So..You coat your dick with hot wax? How about sticking a wick in your pee hole, light it and sing happy birthday to yourself?
        You have actually tried this? Will I never cease to be amazed. (jP



        Oh, my stomach!! JP, you are a PISSER!!. Oh, shit! I can't stop laughing.

        Seriously, I would recommend a hot wrap of some kind, reheated with hot water for 15 to 20 minutes. Much cheaper, and much better!!
        Going411by7 (I was a grower; now I'm a shower).

        Oct. '03: BPEL 7.75" x 5" Flaccid 4" x 4"
        Feb. '04: BPEL 10.5" x 7" Flaccid 4" x 4"
        Oct. '08 BPEL 9.50" x 6" Flaccid 7" x 6"
        Feb. '09 BPEL 9.50" x 7" Flaccid 7" x 6.5"
        February '12 BPEL 9.5" x 6" Flaccid 7.5" x 6.25"
        June '13 BPFLS 11"
        January '19 BPEL 7" x 6.25" Flaccid 6" x 6.25"
        December '19 BPEL 7.5" X 6.5" Flaccid 6.5" x 6.5"

        "It's All Good!" Bob Dylan

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        "Can't stop! Won't stop! Why stop?!

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        • #5
          This should be moved to PE Theory & Science Forum - Penis Forum
          Log
          Measurements (Current):
          BPEL: 7.25"
          HG: ~6.25"|MEG:6.25"|Low shaft EG:6.5"|BG: 7"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JonPop View Post
            Umm, yeah. So..You coat your dick with hot wax? How about sticking a wick in your pee hole, light it and sing happy birthday to yourself?
            You have actually tried this? Will I never cease to be amazed. (jP
            LMAO!!! I just pictured this in my head and cracked up laughing to myself!!
            Now I might not have micropenis, but my penis is small enough for me to say it's small. I don't understand those who complain about 5 in erect penises. How I wish for something like that.

            Starting
            Flaccid Length: 2 inches
            Erect Length: 3 - 3.5 in

            Current
            Flaccid Length: 3 in
            Erect Length: 4 in

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            • #7
              Originally posted by theaftazz View Post
              Ok so, I have this thing called a paraffin machine.
              Basically, its a little tub that you put a block of solidified wax in and it heats it back to its gooey, liquid state.
              It can also get as hot as you want and you can re-use the wax when your done with it.
              You can hold your balls out of the way and stick you whole penis in it then take it out for a few minutes.
              If it starts to get cold you can just stick it back in also!
              When you are done with your warmup you can simply remove it from the base of the penis or pull all the wax off by grabbing it from the head of the penis.
              There are also scented wax blocks and blocks with aloe and vitamin e that are good for skin and smell good too!
              In addition to all this, you can get your whole penis involved easily with no chance of sperm loss.
              It can also be used for a "warm-down" (if you do this with your PE).

              The only problem is getting your hands on a paraffin machine, you can generally re-use the wax and scrape it back into the tub when you are done but the machine itself is usually 50-200 dollars.
              The good thing is it lasts pretty much forever and you will almost never need to buy a new one unless you actually break it.

              Seems like the best warm-up to me, eh?
              Any opinions?
              Okay!!! So I'll run out and get one right now!!! NOT
              Imagination expands the mind

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              • #8
                In all seriousness, I think the rice sock is the best idea. I'd prefer manual heating up than a machine with hot wax. Just thinking of dipping my penis in hot wax makes me cringe. Besides, the rice sock in my opinion is more effective in many ways.

                -No mess at all - the wax you need to clean off and I bet that its not fun to get rid of liquid wax
                -Instant heat and reuseable - Just heat the rice sock over and over again to your heart's content. The machine I am going to assume you need to wait for it to warm up.
                -CHEAP! A sock and some rice is very wallet friendly compared to a machine. You say that you can re-use the wax but you eventually need to replace it which I bet isn't that cheap.
                -Hideable! The reason why I like the rice sock also is that I can hide it. I don't tell my family that I PE so I just put the rice sock in my drawer and when I do carry it around I just say that my back hurts or something like that. (I have actually tried it just to see if my lame excuse works and it actually does! haha) I don't know if you are open about PE but you can't hide a machine. If someone finds you with it what are you going to say?
                Now I might not have micropenis, but my penis is small enough for me to say it's small. I don't understand those who complain about 5 in erect penises. How I wish for something like that.

                Starting
                Flaccid Length: 2 inches
                Erect Length: 3 - 3.5 in

                Current
                Flaccid Length: 3 in
                Erect Length: 4 in

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                • #9
                  Hi guys this is a really stupid question...but is the rice in the sock steamed first or is it the dry kernel that goes in the microwave? Thanks!

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                  • #10
                    You take the rice as it is - UNCOOKED. Just put it into the sock, make a knot at the end, and then microwave. If it was cooked first, then it would be all sticky and messy and you wouldn't want that. The uncooked rice will retain its solid form and contain heat which is what you are looking for.
                    Now I might not have micropenis, but my penis is small enough for me to say it's small. I don't understand those who complain about 5 in erect penises. How I wish for something like that.

                    Starting
                    Flaccid Length: 2 inches
                    Erect Length: 3 - 3.5 in

                    Current
                    Flaccid Length: 3 in
                    Erect Length: 4 in

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SuperSize View Post
                      You take the rice as it is - UNCOOKED. Just put it into the sock, make a knot at the end, and then microwave. If it was cooked first, then it would be all sticky and messy and you wouldn't want that. The uncooked rice will retain its solid form and contain heat which is what you are looking for.
                      Do you change rice every time you warm up?
                      Log
                      Measurements (Current):
                      BPEL: 7.25"
                      HG: ~6.25"|MEG:6.25"|Low shaft EG:6.5"|BG: 7"

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                      • #12
                        I don't because the rice doesn't seem to go bad or smell when I use it over and over again. I change it like maybe every month just to for the sake of keeping my rice sock fresh. If I changed rice everytime I warmed up, I would have no food left for myself. And especially now, with the rising price of rice, I need my food.
                        Now I might not have micropenis, but my penis is small enough for me to say it's small. I don't understand those who complain about 5 in erect penises. How I wish for something like that.

                        Starting
                        Flaccid Length: 2 inches
                        Erect Length: 3 - 3.5 in

                        Current
                        Flaccid Length: 3 in
                        Erect Length: 4 in

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